Monday, September 30, 2013

Pyjama dayz

"Is that Au Jour Le Jour Resort 2013?", you might inquisitively ask, your words laced smartly with disapproving undertones. "Oh silly," I'd reply, supposedly flattered, " it's just a little Walmart Sleep Tight I picked up a few eves ago, but I see how you could get confused", my voice then practically dripping with a persistent twinge of degrading sarcasm .


Today, I find myself on the tail of trend, again. Wooh. On this particular occasion, residing on the caboose of such involving pj's as they enter cycle 19 2.0 ( Tyra, please stop) of sufficiently infiltrating every commercial post in essentially the whole, wide, world.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Take a Gander

And take note in the fact that I'm not quite sure what a "gander" is, and thereby hope the aforementioned is sufficient in pointedly addressing the real question at hand: Which shoes are which? Which? Which? Which?

 
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Monday, September 16, 2013

Today's Humdrum



Let's start of honest for a change. Point blank: this outfit here, bores me. I know, I know ultimately made the decision to sport such a look, but in truth I formulated this outfit such a looong time ago, I just can't even contemplate such an archaic fixture of mind.

Fourteen days suddenly feels like an eternity.


Monday, September 9, 2013

Back At School



While I hail and envy the continuance of the much anticipated week of fashion that is upon us, meanwhile at school, a personally much, much, MUCH less anticipated fraction of a first week of September is similarly in the works.

I'm excited– if you couldn't tell already.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

The Groutfit




Pardon me, but I'm afraid you have yet to be formally introduced to my good friend, and dare I say lover, the Groutfit. Yes, you heard me correctly. An outfit inspired by none other than the rubbery material composed of sand, water, cement and a dash of fine gravel of which is essential to our daily being in dutiful appreciation of the masterful tile work of our forefathers and their handy foreign contractors.

Truly it's an honor.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Can we talk about this


Fact: The blogesphere is vast.

Fact: "Blogesphere" is not, by standards of Webesters Dictionary, a real word. (Urban Dictionary is in fact a whole other story)

Fact: There are millions of diverse people with diverse URL's and invariably more diverse content.

Guiding Question: Why the H-E-double hockey-sticks is everyone wearing the same skirt-short complex, formally recognized by its birth child the skort??**

Hypothesis: No effing idea.

** If you are  not yet  aware of this bashful pandemic, feel free to use your local web browser to it's full capacity and Google, Bing, or maybe even  Yahoo, "Zara skort" in that exact fashion. Then,rejoin our little discussion when more apt to empathetic sentiment.