Fact: "Blogesphere" is not, by standards of Webesters Dictionary, a real word. (Urban Dictionary is in fact a whole other story)
Fact: There are millions of diverse people with diverse URL's and invariably more diverse content.
Guiding Question: Why the H-E-double hockey-sticks is everyone wearing the same skirt-short complex, formally recognized by its birth child the skort??**
Hypothesis: No effing idea.
** If you are not yet aware of this bashful pandemic, feel free to use your local web browser to it's full capacity and Google, Bing, or maybe even Yahoo, "Zara skort" in that exact fashion. Then,rejoin our little discussion when more apt to empathetic sentiment.
Don't get me wrong, Zara is quite literally the shit. And I don't exaggerate. Ever. It's innate charm in tenderizing the financial blow in achieving an enticing fraction of front row style for a stay at home purveyor price is an insurmountable feat. This could very well be a bigger deal than, say, other things that I can't consummate on of right now, but will at a later date.
Key words in the Zarasphere: clean, afforable, classy/ic, #Iwan'teverythingintheirwebstorenowplease
I completley understand. Maybe even too well. It's hard to resist when those Valentino heels you've been hopelessly day-drooling over, for what might may be century next Monday, now shamelessly appear in an irregular yet horrifyingly beautiful form on their web sale section for a mere $19.99.
Free shipping? Yes please.
But what happened to being unique. When a great piece appears we are typically inclined to purchase whether out of commitment to trend or personal desire; but quite frankly, that mini skort business, is getting out of hand.In admittance, I've been lured into the dark side to buy myself a ticket in the cult of Zara's hyper trendy complexities myself, but my devotion to saving your soles from the likes of another blog post infiltrated with yet another skirt slash short slash not really I'm a effing skort, is an impassioned, relentless struggle in its own. Please, let me just save you the surprise, or lack there of, in imminent boredom and eventual abandonment of this here web page with a feature deprived of actual skort-on-skin related content .
Consider this a favor.
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