Take a Gander

And take note in the fact that I'm not quite sure what a "gander" is, and thereby hope the aforementioned is sufficient in pointedly addressing the real question at hand: Which shoes are which? Which? Which? Which?

 

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Above, you will find two artfully crafted pairs o' shoes in which case one is more, well, artful in its crafting while the other most likely hails from the likes of a highly productive, bargain abiding region of a specific Asian continent. 

( Hint hint, it rhymes with dinah, obviously as in DINAHsour)

Nevertheless, I so dearly, deraly want, and maybe even by some circumstance deserve, these shoes or at least a super haute variation of them. I love you equally for profoundly different reasons, yet can only afford one a' yall. And that's on a good week of strip tease tips. JK JK, I'm to young for that... 

So come on, take a gander. Which, witch is which? 

Nope. I'm pretty sure that phrase is still being used drastically out of context.

Still can't figure it out, well these loafers may be more suitable to characterize your agonizing frustration and jarringly less tuned "eye for fashion".