Monday, September 30, 2013

Pyjama dayz

"Is that Au Jour Le Jour Resort 2013?", you might inquisitively ask, your words laced smartly with disapproving undertones. "Oh silly," I'd reply, supposedly flattered, " it's just a little Walmart Sleep Tight I picked up a few eves ago, but I see how you could get confused", my voice then practically dripping with a persistent twinge of degrading sarcasm .


Today, I find myself on the tail of trend, again. Wooh. On this particular occasion, residing on the caboose of such involving pj's as they enter cycle 19 2.0 ( Tyra, please stop) of sufficiently infiltrating every commercial post in essentially the whole, wide, world.



But all I ask folks is that you please stay with me, I know you've seen this like amilli-amilli-amilli-million times before but never like this. Nuh-uh. See these are actual pajamas, that I actually sleep in, regularly. In purchase there was no incentive to buy on trend, or usage of the term "pyjama" or even "sleepwear inspired" in any context, at all. No fancy pronunciations, no devious or exceedingly shallow underlying motif in acquistion. Nada. Just me, my self, and the merciless comforts of going to sleep with two literal love monkeys.




Walmart pj's, Nike wedge sneakers, Johann Earl tee

Did I mention I actually wore this in school, and ultimately in public?

This just goes to show how truly dedicated I am to this blog, and the artful disfigurement of impractical, and fortunately hypothetical, boxes in order to make a fool out of myself to quench your thirst for low quality entertainment.

The thirst is real, and so is the fact today was pajama day at school. And yet, you actually thought I was genuinely concerned about your state of dehydration.

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