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Welcome back bitches.

That is, back to web paradise, back to this url, and– best of all–BACK 2 SKEWL!

So what are you going to wear? A plastic bag, a gorilla suit, or last year's soccer sweats to achieve that "idgaf but I really do gaf about my eduction" air. Or do you go all out, sporting the new sneaks, jeans and blouse you bought with your mom Labor Day weekend.

At a loss? Let me help.

J.Crew sweater, New Look skort, ASOS boots, Jansport mesh backpack, Pixie market faux pearl ear cuff, Stella McCartney Pencil necklace.

Reek Fall and fashion forward in the above carefully collaged outfit. Yes, we are in fact transitioning into cooler months, but it's important to find yourself on the right side of the curve in that Summer's end sweet spot. Hence the skort-on-sweater combo, we can keep it clASSy ladies minus the opaque tights and wool skirt or Levi's infamously short shorts. The mesh backpack is perfect for holding books, erasers, a Tampax box or your gnarly, bulletproof UO wooden phone case. Put on an earcuff because earings are overated, put on a $300 necklace with a pencil on it because school and please, if you could look anymore hipster, letcha' girl know?

Oh, and those boots ( heart-eyes emoji x 7).

Etre Cecile tee, Newlook skinny jeans, Vans leather perforated sneakers, MIPAC Backpack, Topshop choker, Marc Jacobs wallet, Jack Row Architect pen, Poppin pens.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? That a very subtly ombre'd high pony would make his look! Jinx, we should be best friends. This outfit isn't for the faint of heart. It's a lot of cool graphic tee x cool knee rips x even cooler Vans x a super cool $22,000 pen–that is without a doubt a back to school essential. That catch phrase, those pens, that choker (dead emoji).

Mango dress, Front Row Shop bomber, Steve Madden slide sandals, Zara messenger bag and Pixie Market jewelry.

For the dainty spirit with an edge. The girl who has an knack for texture mixing and an inner tomboy deep deep deeep down in there. The girl who prioritizes cas-cute over comfort and invites blisters to surface on her feet. The soles on her slides may be only a centimeter thick, but they're hyper trendy and therefore worth the sacrifice. The color scheme is on point, that beekeeper necklace is super on point, and if you're lucky, the messenger bag will at the very list maintain the contents of a breath mint and an a half-empty water bottle.

Tory Burch blouse, Topshop denim shorts, Boohoo sleeveless tuxedo jacket, Report flats, Nasty gal backpack and earrings, JewelQ.com midi rings.

And finally for the Summer dreamers and future CEO's, with refined palettes and an inkling for balancing the thrifty with the in vogue: I give you all of the above. Don't say sayonara to your prized denim cutoffs just yet, pair your daisy dukes with a printed button-up, ballerina flats and a sleeveless tuxedo jacket. It's mod, clASSy, and perfectly matched with lively innuendos in the form of loud jewelry and a white leather backpack. We see you madame student class president.

So what will you wear, how will you wear it, why will you wear it, who will be jealous of it?

Define it.