BTS BS

Welcome back bitches.

That is, back to web paradise, back to this url, and– best of all–BACK 2 SKEWL!

So what are you going to wear? A plastic bag, a gorilla suit, or last year's soccer sweats to achieve that "idgaf but I really do gaf about my eduction" air. Or do you go all out, sporting the new sneaks, jeans and blouse you bought with your mom Labor Day weekend.

At a loss? Let me help.

A Farewell Address

The nights cooler, Havianas rotated to the back of closet, Scandal Fall return date set in order, composition notebooks and Papermate pens lay strewn across the bedroom floor: the school year is upon us. 

Depending on where you reside, Summer 2k14 has left or is making moves toward leaving building. But before it makes like an absentee parent and peaces out for another 12 months, I would just like to personally express my thanks to the ultimate high point of the season. If you guessed those glorious two weeks in the parra, parra paradise that is Playa del Carmen, Mexico or even that one hazy night with my true love Drake Aubrey Graham alongside Lil Wayne, you we're dead wrong; and really don't know me at all for that matter. 

Shout out to the single most dependable item of clothing I may have ever owned. The crop top, of course.

Pre-fall

Ready or not, here it comes. Not to be cynical or anything, but my "Summer"ends in exactly 26 days. And counting. With that in mind, I present you with none other than pants, *gasp*.

It's been a while since the nether regions of you arse have been fully clothed–and sure, transitioning into cooler months may be more easily said then done–but, today we provide you with that much need jolt to your own stylist fervor to get you and your bum prepped for the avenging Autumn Abyss and it's good friend Polar Vortex Jr.