Work Inappropriate

To be exact, all the misgivings of an outfit that disassembled should be appropriate in a work type setting, but together, are not. A practice at the very core of my self-ascertained "unconventional" and "individualistic" choice in dress. 

Please, read on.

The above features all of garments that you think would make a work outfit so right, but at my expense, are so wrong. Like your run-of-the-mill striped blouse candidly stolen from my mother's closet. A lace skirt with a triangle slit that bares just enough thigh to raise some eyebrows and tip off a hall monitor or two. And you can't forget a face plastered with impure chemicals, dyes and eos.

But appropriate isn't necessarily a perquisite for fun. In effort to achieve an ensemble that screams– or rather sings–Crazy, Sexy, Cool rather than Workin' 9 to 5, buttons are unbuttoned, shirts are sloppily tucked, hairs are tussled, and dirty sneakers put in tow.

When you're showing that much thigh muscle, it's easy to invite the wrong customer in your working girl aims. Particularly with the addition of a slick pointy toe heel, the unbuttoning of more buttons, and a pair of Lenscrafters frames sliding down the tip of your nostrils. This is the exact point where a grimy yet dependable pair of Superga sneakers come into play. Only so that your outfit entices no trace of sensuality or misplaced seduction.

Note that braces will also do the trick.

Willi Smith blouse, Silence + Noise skirt and Superga Sneakers. 

So smile, this isn't yet another rendition of a style specialists guide to Day to Night wear. In fact, I suggest you refrain from wearing this outfit remotely for the day or nighttime just to avoid confusion...and liability concerns.