Stealing?

Whomever told you that stealing was wrong, lied. When taking a more eloquent approach to matter, resourceful-borrowing-without-returning-ever is a daringly more credible manifestation of the strictly necessity driven practice. Yes, this is the reprise of the well beaten horse that is the anecdotal parallel to the selective resourceful-borrowing-without-returning-ever process most formidable in the now seasonal purge of my mother's closet.

The poor woman (meaning my mother), she seemed to be near psychotic break at the avenging discard of the above embroidered top. And yet, I again un-selfishly saved this ornate and near historical tract of clothing from the depths of  an unkindly resale shop or army of salvation. (que: heart-warming/breaking music most preferably composed by that of Sarah McLaughlin or Josh Grobin)

The theme, if you have yet to catch on, issss: Zesty-ness. Surprised? Well quite frankly shouldn't be at this point, I mean irony and contradiction remain the essential motif within this entire blog, it's like, what else is there to get... Also, can we just take a second to note how friggen awesome my collar bone looks. Like, woah there  human skeletal fixtures, let's not take a away from the limited air of my zesty outfit. Goodness gracious.

Free People panatlones, Levi sneakers and top from the depths of my mother's closet.

Concluding thought: Is resourceful-borrowing-without-returning-ever a notewrothy crime within the federal court system?