Round 1

I will admit, my enthusiasm for the avenging months promising temporary defrosting of the heart and a similarly extensive wholesome browning of the skin, is peaking...but first we have to deal with Spring. Ahh Spring, you know how those April showers bring May flowers? Yeah, the ain't lying. Strictly. Real. Talk. And what better way to deflect the depressive attention of the sad mystique of Spring promising little more than rainy days followed by even rainy-er nights (breathe), than outfitting yourself in wears that only make sense for you know, Summer. 

                                                   

Remind me when reverse psychology isn't effective to deploy in subsequent depression curated by a climate not empathetic to the basic necessities of warmth, un-artificial tans and neon?Yeah, that's what I thought, NEVER.

Climate v. Psycology: Round 1, bitches.

"Auf Wiedersehen", said Hedi Klum too may times.