Have you ever seen that American Apparel t-shirt claiming "All blogs say the same stuff"? Even if you haven't, in my defense and in accordance to my ongoing strife to beat the statistic, I am not going to express my distaste toward the vengeance of the polar vortex. Nor will I channel my loathing into the coordination of a super cute, snowball-proof outfit.
Nope. Not me. Not gonna do it.
Instead, let's talk about something fun. Like maybe the things that stylize my ears. If you recall, accessorizing of the extremities besides my body's major functional parts ( i.e. two legs, two arms, one torso and a pair of feet) has yet to come so easy. When it comes to rings for the fingers, necklaces for the necks and wristlets for the wrists, a piece of jewelry seems to just get lost in the shuffle of aggressive hand washings, habitual pendant fiddlings and the 35 minutes after the crack of dawn I allot my self in preparation for a day of hell *cough, cough* school.
Personally, I've been trying this cool new thing where I wear earrings and then I accidentally lose one of them and then substitute the former with another super fun pair. Repeat said process 3 to 4 times–depending on how many holes you've punctured through your lobes– until you've achieved a mixed bag of novelties gracing your ears in the most arbitrary and uncouth of manners.
Viola: A gold hoop. A bronze flower. A frog!
Behold: A gold hoop. A bronze flower. An orange panther?
Tahdah: A tarnished silver hoop. A cupcake. Hooray!
Wowzers: A skull.
Shazam: A monkey?!
My eyes are saying "Mix it up, keep them guessing, wear an assortment of senseless emblems on your lobes and stay warm*".
* = I couldn't help myself. Oh, and I'm wearing Paige Denim jeans, a Forever 21 jacket and Nike sneakers. Paired with a a slew of earrings from Target, Betsey Johnson and Juicy Couture.
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