After Christmas Edition

Hey, did you go shopping? Because I went shopping. And boy, did I get a lot of shit I probably didn't need. You know Christmas, and better yet those next day super sales, can really do you in for it. But enough with my modest approach to douche-braggery. Here's what I what blew my compiled holidayze $200 on.

Looky, look.

On the first day of after Christmas my holiday stash purchased me...

... A pair of boots a really wanted from Aldo. And they're navy. NAVY. There's a very funny story that goes along with their purchase. Actually it's not very funny at all, it's really a rather pissy story if any thing. But let's not go there today.

On the second day after Chri'mas my true love (being money, and only money) bargained me to purchase...

.... A white tee from from Zara that is a lot alike this Acne one but a ship-ton cheaper, a Zara flouncy skirt that's probably too sophisticated for me to even own, an Anchal x Urban Renewal shearling jacket for a whopping 5 BUCKAROOS. Don't you just love that feeling when you know you may have just ripped of a major shopping enterprise due to a cashier's check-out line flurry induced incompetence, I do. Then  I got these these vegan leather pants, also from Urban Outfitters, because I'm a vegetarian and my last pair of leather pants split right down my @$$ two mnths ago.

On December 28th my steadily depleting bank account allotted me...

... A pair of dark grey denim jeans from H&M for $10 unlike the super cute J Brand ones shown above.The ones I own have this kool, lacy, cortchety side detail but the interwerbs have proclaimed that they don't actually exist. Oh oh, then I bought these red velvet Superga that I really, really, really like.

On the fourth day after Christmas my mother gave to me, a Dairy Queen job application because I'm flat broke and need gas money.