Synonymous Slut Cuts

Before you go making stingy character assinations based on my apparent wears in temperatures not abiding and the extreme mini of the above skirt slash piece of shredded fabric barely concealing my lady bits, in my defense these photos were taking nearly a century ago in a more accommodating climate.

Context is forever relavant.

"It's not that short"

A phrase I probably used any multiple of 20 times this Monday in a span of more or less 18 hours. Today I finally concede: it is that short. But who doesn't love a good  piece? Now, whether a conversation provoking the use of contraceptives upon sporting the such flimsy piece of denim zipped  up my backside about my coed high school is one worth enduring, is a whole other inquiry.

In my defense pt. II , Topshop can be really imprecise in the online shopping process. For example, I was not aware of what a "mullet skirt" actually was. So being the curious hominid that I am, who just so happened to be in dire need of a light wash, severely destroyed, denim skirt, I bought out. It was also on sale, so reason with me. It was practically fated.

According to Webster's Dictonary "mullet" is synonymous with phrase "slut cut". But I'm not English, nor am I worldly. How would one know Topshop, how?

Urban Outfitters chambray shirt and some super unsexy Zara heels to balance out my  

x-rated  Topshop skirt.

I'm glad we cleared this up. Really, I am. Now, have a grrrreat Autumn Wednesday, and if you've learned anything today please let it be that the mini skirt is never obsolete and, therefore, provides as a viable option for temperatures above and below the standard temperatures of freezing– 32ºF for the statistical enthusiast.