Just your average celebratory holiday posting, in which case I brag to you upon a recent online ASOS binge ensuing the irreconcilable matchmaking of espadrille and ballet slippler. Can I get an amen or mazel tov or word of general religious connotation up in here?!
It's just like, no literally is, ribbon and crotchet and I wanted it, so I bought it, and now I own it; a simple exchange amid the various tenses of my short-term obsession. Also of note, if you aren't up to date with the lingo bro ( see: QT) then I advise you leave. Now.
JK I love you, but these shoes are ONLY $16.97! That's right, happy Memorial Day to me mothachukkas, as well as all of those who have loyally and valiantly served our country, muchas,muchas gracias.
And less importantly, what color shoe did I get? Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Is my phone case a pineapple?
The world may never knowww...
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