Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Eye Spy

Of course as a up-and-coming fashion bloggererer it is my civic duty to provide valuable information on the perceived trending amenities of our evolving society. Therefore, today I find my self enlightening you to an accessory that seems to never die out with the inevitable demise of the doorknocker earring and polyester pink camouflage gaucho pant(painful memories). They simply remain due to humanity's dependency on them and that fact that not even 1800CONTACTS can seem to bequeath their expulsion. If the clues have not yet aided in your conception thus far considered seeing someone such as an optometrist... ( puny, right?). Ding ding ding, the answer is:  thine Glasses.

They are as daringly vital to our existence as fresh air and the oxygen molecules that curate its exsistence. I've always said glasses are the best kept accessory especially because at the rate I'm going I will be wearing them for the next 85 years of my life. Fashion, and now glasses in particular, have attained the unique ability to depict an era of history with the simplicity and grace of their presence on our extremities.

 I in particularly find myself at SEE Eyewear a good 180 days of the year simply because I enjoy the sight of glasses also of the tortoiseshell and cateye variety promising their juxtaposition on my face within the two year range in which yet another eye exam will be satisfactory *wink wink mom*.There at SEE, you will find an eclectic spin on the complexity of the 60s ranging from the hipster sassy grandma variety all the way to the hipster Dr.evil/pedophile-y scientist variety as well as the inevitable, all things in between.

Tom Ford cateye glasses, See eyewear two tone glasses and Rayban tortisehell glasses, Oliver Peoples circular frames

I trust that you trust me to intrust you with the trust that withholds the secret to my impending success.

Trust Believe.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Ironic Endings

Today on UZ (its a work in progress and not a miscalculated reference to the deterioration of the ozone), we find irony as it applicable to my current choice in attire. The art of blending in is proposed in the form of none other than a mildly entertaining anecdote.

No, Allow Me

"..Allow me to introduce myself", feelin like that's part of some aged rap lyrics... if so feel free to integrate me back into the loop in the below comments. Furthermore,this is a blog, yes, the title retains mild catchiness, yesss, and I will proceed to divulge into a series of figurative concepts for you to explore on this particular web address, possibly. Allow me to further explain my purpose: I never was quite the type to be really in the New Years resolutions however the series of neglected instagram posts and #NYE's procured a mild interest in my being as I thought "maybe it is humanly possible for me to better myself in some reasonably attainable manner" and then it was kind of all like BAM! Maybe I should actually take this whole blog thing seriously, and then it was like BAM! BAM! and after a multitude of late night hours scouring the Internet and the racked brains of dear mother and sister for acceptable blog names not relative to fetish sites and maternity wear... we gave up. After we gave up like little baby Jesus ( He-suess not to be confused with the one with distinct holy sentiment), it came to me, literally, in a manger. Aaaand here we are today in which I solemnly swear to thoughtfully express my interests in all things fashion, culture and the inbetween. Confusing but go with it hence it being called UNCONVENTIONAL (see:title).

Bienvenidos ( "Welcome" in Espanol, you'll catch on or discover Google Translate)