Orange is the new...

What's yo flava, tell me what's you flava mmm.

Remember those commercials? I do. Fortunately, this pop culture reference circa 2011 Crystal Lite infomercials is significant to our topic of the day, being (drumroll) What's yo color? Tell me what's yo color mmm.

It's a valid question. Though parallel to my defective mood ring perpetually reigning the color orange (stressed and indignant according to wikianswers) only in coincidence, your color is more reflective of the superficial stressors. Like, how the color complies with your skin tone, whether the sun will reflect or absorb the pigments of said garment in both cumulus and stratus cloud fixtures, how versatile the color is in conjunction with the contents of your current scheme wears, etc., etc.

Ze Scarf

... Not to be confused with just any tartan, wool, silk, jersey, cashmere, or pashmina stretch of fabric cloaking your neck. No, it's ze scarf and it's parisian. We've promptly established that it's quite literally too cool for school outside, sequentially leaving matters of hypothermic safety to a very limited accord of feasible footwear, but I'm not bitter. Nor am I willing to succumb entirely to the resilience of the black hole (i.e. vortex) from which this endless supply of snow and negative Fahrenheits hail.

But, then again, I'm not bitter. And the cold does have its upsides.